Don't let your head explode over this question.?

So, If a weiner dog runs at 549 mph, then makes a hard left into a o shop, knocking over a display case, scaring the weiner dog, forcing him to do a turbo boost/barrel roll out of the country, then he has to fight his way out of mexico, while be chased by a gang of mexican suger cane smuglers, then he finds out he has a kid back in america, only he's a black leperchan, so he uses his power crystal to transform into megaton, how many hangun bullets did he waste?