Where can I get a fake/novelty Texas ID near Fort Worth/Dallas Area?

If by novelty you really mean that - for example something that looks IDish but clearly says "I wasn't born in Texas, but I chose it" or "Texan at Heart", then you should be able to find them at malls - samples a href="http://www.google.com/search?hl=&q=texas+souvenir+store+dallas&sourceid=navclient-ff&rlz=1B3GGGL_enUS366US366&ie=UTF-8" rel="nofollow"http://www.google.com/search?hl=&q=texas…/a