Why would a guy want to DATE A GIRL LIKE THIS?

Ok first of all she doesnt even weigh 100 pounds yet, the skinny anorexic freak. And she has exotic features cuz shes european cept that just makes her ugly and unamerican. Then she is poor and her family is poor and thats so dumb. what guy wants a poor girlfriend? shes also at harvard for law so shes always just going to school and work and reading cases and never does anything fun so she has no life. and shes such a freak like once she baked lots of cookies and then stooid in outside common area of her college and handed out cookies and told everyone to have a good day like who the f**k does that??????? anyway she has brown curly hair (evreyone knows blondes with straight hair are better) and then she has green eyes like who has green eyes? blue eyes are wayyyy better and shes also pale and just gross. and she listens to the beatles and old dumb **** like that and she doesnt wear abercrombie or hollister so shes just ugly ugly ugly ugly. why would a guy date her?